Who The Heck Is Jeff Coga?
Jeff Coga is a VERY VERY confused individual. He is a genius when it comes to random knowledge, but his randomness gets people lost then the never ending ABC show. He looks great in Speedos, cow boy boots, and diagonal stripes.
Coga will Karl Malone you in basketball if you don’t let him make a shot. He can almost ride a bike, and working on taking off this training wheels. Jeff Coga can never keep his eyes open when he sneezes.
Jeff really hates people that take websites like this too serious.
Coga once died on the freeway (200 miles away from home) helping a friend move a couch. He still doesn’t understand why the English language does not spell words like it sounds (for example: knife). He was once was told he had the heart of tin-man* from Wizard of Oz. His response was… “Why is Kansas City in Kansas, and also in Missouri?”
Jeff believes everyone needs some change in their lives like a homeless people on the street. Coga has a problem called grammarlitist and spellnism. His doctor prescribed him a medicine…. Just make up Sh*t.
Coga is more random than the randomest randomererer…
THE END.
Ok…
Here’s the corporate geek stuff…
Ok… Maybe not…
Meet Jeff Coga– a 26 year old active real estate entrepreneur, coach, soon to be New York Times and Wall Street Journal best-selling author and trainer. Sarcasm-filled realist. Humor of a 20-something tweenager. Known as a Master “Sensei” to some and a lifelong learner to many. From a young age, it was clear that Jeff was a businessman. At 9 years old he worked at the school cafeteria to make $5 a week — taking that money to buy candy and reselling them for cash or bartering them for toys with other kids. By 5th grade, his school nurse diagnosed Jeff having ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). Luckily, his mother did not understand English that well and thought it was a compliment. With a wealth of knowledge and an entrepreneurial spirit (or possibly ADHD), at the age 16 1/2, Jeff was approached by a family friend to help run an insurance and financial service brokerage. Hired by the help of nepotism before graduating high school… he thought he was set for life.
Jeff quickly learned the meaning of the rat race. In 9 months he became the top producer in his office of 3 people, an incredible accomplishment!
He then purchased his first real estate at age 19 and as they say… the rest is history…
Or… was it?
J.C.
